RSVSR Why BO3 Weapon Rankings Work and Why the Satire Sticks

Breaking down a satirical BO3 weapons ranking script with the real why behind every spot, grounded in gameplay quirks, sharp visual beats, and a creator voice that feels legit for search.

RSVSR Where BO7 Weapons Get Ranked and Why It Works

January 13, 2026

<p>I'm deep in the drafting weeds, and it's kinda wild how a simple "best guns" list turns into a full-on script problem. I can rank stuff all day, but turning that into 400-plus words that don't feel...